Tuesday, April 29, 2008

All About Us

Here is the list of all the taporis of the circus...

Tapori#1

Habitat- D-201
Species- Homo Sapien(though we doubt there is some glitch in his DNA...u can always confuse him with sloth or snail or any sluggish and sllloooowwww creature...)
Certificate Name- Pratap Singh
aka - Delay( the delta 'T(time)' factor is existent in his every activity), suttan(caution...call him by this nick at your own risk!)
CS Nick - Jet

Tapori#2

Habitat- D-202
Species- Homo Sapien(a highly evolved one....in which there is lil difference between a male and a female....lolzz)
Certificate Name- Shaumik Lenka
aka - Linka, Limca...nd mast maal!!
CS Nick - Lenka

Tapori#3

Habitat- D-203
Species- Homo Sapien( no information about evolution...but it seems this person is from some other planet ... a highly dense one!!!)
Certificate Name- Prahlad Kushwaha
aka - Ghatot bhai, ghatotkacch, chhotu, pehlwaan, laala, chota jokaar
CS Nick - chhotu

Tapori#4

Habitat- D-204
Species- Homo Sapien
Certificate Name- Abhinav Prasad
aka - loadu prasad, prasha'd', abi p,desdi, desi c***,gcg
CS Nick - desdichado

Tapori#5
(our inspiration...the man who is truly devoted to the help of mankind...joker ka kaam duniya ko hansaana hota hai...!!)
Habitat- D-205
Species- Homo Sapien
Certificate Name- Ashish Kr. Hayaran
aka - jokaar, jokar bhai, jokar bhai mazaak kar di(not a nick though...), hayaran, haryana, hiran
CS Nick - thunderbolt

Tapori#6

Habitat- D-206
Species- Homo Sapien(bengali version... a distinct sub-species)
Certificate Name- Saurav Kr. Dutta
aka - dutta, dutta dada, vyabhichaari, bengal tiger,bengali, bond, chinka, dutts, skd
CS Nick - Ronaldo

Tapori#7

Habitat- D-207
Species- Homo Sapien(with non-evolved pointed frontal teeth)
Certificate Name- Aitya Sankalp
aka - kaantebaaz, kaanta, lambe daant, oena stud, lodu, sanki
CS Nick - sanki

Tapori#8

Habitat- D-208
Species- Homo Sapien
Certificate Name- Deepesh Kr. Singh
aka - kisaan, kaantebaaz(the original one), auntiyon ke deewane, kachro bhai
CS Nick - madman

Tapori#9

Habitat- D-209
Species- Homo Sapien(gult sub-species with improved skin colour)
Certificate Name- Narumanchi Karteek
aka - karteeek, thakur sahab, gult, katrix
CS Nick - katrix

Tapori#10

Habitat- D-210
Species- Homo Erectus(non-evolved, he comes from somewhere deep down in african jungles, speculation is that he has his origins in Nigeria)
Certificate Name- Rajesh Kr. Naidu Yabaji
aka - kalua, gult, panja master, naidu, yabaji, yo-yo naidu, babloo
CS Nick - bubble

Tapori#11

Habitat- D-211
Species- Elephas Maximus(with DNA altered to give him a human look)
Certificate Name- Mukul Garg
aka - haathi, soond, fundebaaz, moogle, tatta, mota
CS Nick - mukul


Tapori#12

Habitat- D-212
Species- Homo Sapien(hybrid of sub-species-bihari and gult)
Certificate Name- Surendra Kesari
aka - kachar-kachar, kechhriii, kesaddi ******
CS Nick - kesar

Tapori#13

Habitat- D-213
Species- Ratus Ratus+some specie of Aves+homo sapien(a multi-hybrid)
Certificate Name- Govinda Somani
aka - chu-chu,chummanii, chumma, chomani, archi c***
CS Nick - (shame on him...he doesn't play cs)

3 comments:

circus ke tapori said...

comments awaited...clock ticking... tick tick tick...

Unknown said...

now if we comes to the post that we could hold in this circus.......

owner- prasad... ab bhai unhi na khola hai grp to owner unhi banan padega

organizer - dutta duda..... ab happa hain bhai kuch to post hoga but saale ki lagi rahegi kyunki kuch bhi kar le hum logo ko cntrl na kar paega

senior JOKER - hamare pyare joker bhai..... who else...... unhi ki den se circus mein mazak hota hai.......

junior joker- chotu... abhi training le rahe hain joker bhai k under

appu the hathi - moogle.... quite obivious

circus ka pannchi- my self....

karteek and lenka........ wo ladkiya jo bahut chote chote kapde pehan kar kuch kuch kamal dikhati hain......

circus ka gorila - naidu...... hahahhahah

deepesh bhai- circus karamchari........ circus saaf karte karte kisi aunty ki izaat saaf kar denge

kesari- ticket counter mein beth jaega or kachar kachar karega.....

ticket checker - sankalp....apne daato se saari tickets ko check kar ke kaatega

pratap- bali ka morga...... aare experiment ussi p kiye janege........

saala sachi mein circus k saare points hai yaha......yoyo

ab jabki sab ko kaam mil gaya hain..... to plzzzzz apne apne kaam mein lag jao....... or backchodi chhodo


chuchu

circus ke tapori said...

@govinda.... gud work.. :P....but hey, u are more like 'the acrobatic mouse of the circus' than just a adorable pannchi!!